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Well...yesterday i stayed home sick...and today i am too...
SHAKE THE HATERS - DiTCH THE H0ES
D0N'T TALK SHiT - 0NLY SPEAK WHAT Y0U
KN0W. i DR0P iT, H0ES P0P iT & THE REST
F0LL0W iT. G0T MY NAME iN Y0UR M0UTH?
THEN SWALL0W iT.
----->As Soon as U Get Online Whose
Name Do U Look for First? When a
SLOW Song Comes on the Radio
Whose Face Comes to Ur Mind
First? When U Hear Ur Phone
Ringing Who Do U Hope it Is Calling?
Whose Name Makes Ur Stomach
Drop When U Hear It? U Know....<3
This is for the girls who have left sad song lyrics in their away messages, who have tried to make someone understand through a subliminally appealing profile, who have time and time again dropped their male friend hint after hint after hint only to watch him chase after your best friend
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» have never seen you cry.
A BEST FRiEND `--» has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» doesn`t know your parent`s first names.
A BEST FRiEND `--» calls them "mom and dad"
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» brings a bottle of pop to your party.
A BEST FRiEND `--» comes early to help you cook & leaves late to help you clean.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» hates it when you call her after she goes 2 bed.
A BEST FRiEND `--» asks why you took so long to call.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» talks to you about your problems.
A BEST FRiEND `--» helps you with your problems.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» wonders about your romantic history.
A BEST FRiEND `--» could blackmail you with it.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» when visiting, acts like a guest.
A BEST FRiEND `--» opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A BEST FRiEND `--» knows it's not a friendship until after you`ve had a fight.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--» expects you to always be there for them.
A BEST FRiEND `--» expects to always be there for you. | | |
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To the girl who will replace me ...
There are just a couple of things that I thought I should tell you. I learned these while I was the object of your guy's affection. First of all, don't be frightened if he smothers much more love on you than you had expected. Don't be surprised if he treats you much better than any other guy you have ever met. And let it not scare you that he will actually listen carefully to every word you say, even when you're just speaking quietly. Also, you should know that he remembers everything you will say. He's hurt easily, especially by the painful words a careless girl will say. If you do hurt him, then you'll have to pay the price of seeing the broken look in his passionate and deep brown eyes, and watch the light in them fade. But if this happens, all is not lost- a kiss and an "I love you" can heal anything. And please, don’t say I love you to him, unless you really mean it, nothing hurts him more then someone who really doesn’t care. Sometimes, he won't tell you what he is feeling, but... just know that he is protecting you and if you ever feel that something isn't right, just look into his beautiful brown eyes and you will be able to see into him. You can see everything he is feeling, everything he is thinking, everything that isn't right with him... He won't ever try to hurt you, because he just isn't that way, so please don't hurt him because if you do, I don't think I could ever forgive you. I don't think there could ever be a worse feeling in the world than knowing that you have the boy that I love and knowing that you hurt him. You should know that if you two ever get into a fight, just make sure you pick only the ones worth fighting for... He will always keep his temper and will never curse at you or call you nUames, despite the anger he may be feeling. Though he may act mature, most of the timIe, once he's given you his heart, he will begin to open up to you and his silliness will make your heart smile, in a way that words can not explain. Don't hold a tight grip on him, let him go and be part of the world and experience new things. You will find that he is a busy guy and that he is so very independent. Sometimes, he will need his space, but don't worry... He'll always make time for you and even when you're not around, you'll be in his thoughts. You will find that he isn't like any other guy that you have met, so please don't tauke him for granted. When it comes to his money, don't take advantage of that, He will be so unselfish with it, because that is the way he is. Remember, He likes blue better than green, blondes better than brunettes, Republicans better than Democrats, Soft pretzels win over Steak, Khaki over denim, Leather over cloth, and even though he won't admit it, he really does like to be surprised. He is less tough than he may appear, you just have to take the time and let him bring down his guard... He is so sweet and so amazing and know that if you ever leave him, you will break his heart apart, the same way that my heart breaks apart, as I sit here writing this to you. Don't ever try to pull him away from his dreams. He is going to be an extremely successful attorney and won't ever let you give up on your dreams, either. He will encourage you to become everything you can be and will never, ever let you down. He likes it when you kiss his ear and nothing is better than hugging each other. Just watch how your hand will fit perfectly into his and when it does, it seems as if nothing in the world could hurt you, because he is there. And when he puts his arms around you and tells you that you are the girl he loves, you will know, there isn't any guy in the world better than him... Don't ever let hiim go. You will regret doing so, for the rest of time... I promise, you will
friends ask you why you`re crying
but best friends already have the shovel
ready to bury the asshole that made you cry
When guys call you a hoe they like you
When girls call you a hoe they are jealous
( 90 % of the time anyways..)
 WHY BEiNG A GiRL iS THE BEST:* we can wear guys clothes. if they wear ours, they get funny looks.* our friends don`t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.* yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week.* if we`re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceburg, we`ll get lifeboats first.* we get the bigger apartment on Friends.* girl talk. you know, how we just understand eachother without having to explain stuff.* we never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us.* dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer. * we don`t have to shave our faces.* we can jump around alot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.* justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando, brad. need i explain this one?* we get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.* we don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough.* that whole circumcision thing!* when we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better.* we don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway?* at least one girl always survives in horror flicks.* we never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps!* even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.* we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.* we don`t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.* nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.* slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are.* we don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.* that special bond we have with our moms-some day.* we don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.* nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody.* pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice.* we can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.* we give really really good advice.* on tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers.* dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc.* we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.* daria and lisa simpson are girls.* bevis and butt-head aren`t.* the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.* we don`t have to sit on our wallets.* our wallets have a place for change.* it is entirely possible that we will marry ben affleck someday.* our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center.* we can wear dresses w/ out getting really weird looks from people.* it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young.* we are called tomboys, boys are called girly.* nicole, tori, sarah, paula, alanis, gwen.* we have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true.* our magazines have horoscopes.* we don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.* female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs. * girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.* we look great in tanktops
THE TRUTH AB0UT GiRLS <3
- midol is like crack; end of story.
- we love ben && jerrys more than you.
- we will never be too old for sleepovers.
- we aren't ashamed to cry.
- we must go to the bathroom in groups.
- we have this thing called feelings; don't hurt them.
- there's no point in having an ex if you can't be a bitch to him.
- hoes over bros. no questions asked.
- we don't wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- sometimes is just never quite enough.
- we need girls nights; OFTEN.
- we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt.
- it doesn't matter who we dumped or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we're not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
- makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.
- no guy wants to marry a whore. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just don't do it.
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or but when you're not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W
Girl Dictionary-----
--Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguements.
--Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
--Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an arguement that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.
--Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
--Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
--Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
--Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
--Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
--That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
--Please Do: This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
--Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome."
--Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS .. FROM A GUYSz POiiNT OF VEiiW..
1.Whatever you do, don`t just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything and anything. Trust me, they will find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn`t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they`re beautiful.
5. Don`t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it`s because they`re jealous.
6. If they slap youu hard, youu deserved it.
7. Don`t be afraid to touch them if youu want to. If they`re going out with youu in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don`t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that youu did.
8.5 If youu DO sleep with them, don`t tell your friends that youu didn`t.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don`t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know youu`re a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it`s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If youu aren`t dropping her off, call to be sure she`s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it`s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, youu`re so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn`t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. Youu`re dead meat if youu can`t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don`t flirt with their moms...that`s just freaky.
20. Don`t be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If youu don`t like the way they drive, youu do it.
22. If you`re officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you`'d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where youu go for every date. They really only want to be with youu.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you`re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you`re basically screwed for life.
27. Don`t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don`t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If youu think the relationship isn`t going to last, don`t wait to find out. It will only hurt youu more if you draw it out.
30. After youu`ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust youu. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts youu, youu have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than youu would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
50 THiNGS Y0U SH0UlD KN0W AB0UT GUYS
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up
as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
  
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 haha tori & marissa ((hardcore tongue rolling and leaf stomping))
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Pretty boring day...
oh snap.
((tommy && brooke)) i cant even go in my freakin basement anymore
Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DiE for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A SMiLE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special&unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you BELiEVE in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. FORGET about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
  
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